Just got this email

by Scott Johnson

From: Kenneth Tucker (cohesion7@gmail.com):

Hello,

How are you? I’m Kenneth Tucker, The Computer Analyst of John Holts Associate Minnesota, we need to know if you are capable of repairing computers in large volumes, the organisation distributed few computers to a missionary home in Lefkosa, Cyprus, and there objectives was to hold a free computer training section for the kids at the Mission Home, we got information that the computers all malfunctioned and They are shipping the computers back to us, we need to fix them and have it returned in time,are you available for this job? we need your urgent response to this ad.

The Computer Analyst
Mr Kenneth Tucker
John Holts Associate,
Minnesota.

I guess I don’t have to wonder where this is going.

They all ask the same thing – “Are you capable of repairing computers in large volumes”.

Are scammers so brain-dead that they can’t even think of a new sentence?

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Chris
March 18th, 2010

I got the same email last night:

From: cohesion7@gmail.com

Hello,

How are you? I’m Kenneth Tucker, The Computer Analyst of John Holts Associate Minnesota, we need to know if you are capable of repairing computers in large volumes, the organisation distributed few computers to a missionary home in Lefkosa, Cyprus, and there objectives was to hold a free computer training section for the kids at the Mission Home, we got information that the computers all malfunctioned and They are shipping the computers back to us, we need to fix them and have it returned in time,are you available for this job? we need your urgent response to this ad.

The Computer Analyst
Mr Kenneth Tucker
Keystone Associate,
Pennsylvania.

And my answer to this imbecile:

Yes, I can do the repairs in no time. Please provide me your contact information to give you a call and talk some more about it.

Michael
August 10th, 2010

LOL I just got the same one, on craigslist.

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